The new spongeboob sucks
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At 13:666 am yesterday, a man was found dead in a ditch outside his household. Upon investigating the house, detectives found a computer with multiple Omegle chat logs. These are the chat logs.
Chat Log 1
You: hi
Stranger: Hello?
You: Hello there
Stranger: yay not a bot :D
You: yay!
You: Do you like Spongeboob?
Stranger: kinda
You: Y{eah
Stranger: oh lol
You: the new seasons are terrible
Stranger: yeah :/
You: Especially when they added EVIL PATRIXXX
You: That shit was stupid
You: I like mr krabs' character though
You: Hello?
Stranger: I don't get that channel anymore so I wouldn't know anything that's particularily new XD
You: lol
You: Did you see that episode when EVIL PATRIXXX got stuck in goo lagoon
Stranger: nope XD
You: and he couldnt swim
You: anyway
Stranger: lol
You: apperently some people say he drowned
You: which I think is extreme for any kids cartoon
Stranger: yeah :/
You: He wasnt seen in any other episode
Stranger: welp XD
You: LOL
You: can I tell you a story?
Stranger: surre
You: ok so yesterday I was up late
You: at like 1 in the morning
You: I got an email from PATRIXXX@nick.com
You: I thought it was weird
You: but anyway
You: I opened it
You: and he sent me some hyperlink
You: I forget what it was
You: and I clicked it
You: It was a blank page
You: but now I think my computer has viruses
Stranger: probably :/
You: I cant run my antimalware
You: when I try to open it
You: there is an error popup that says EVIL PATRIXXX
Stranger: oh no D:
You: its weird
You: anyway\
You: if you get the email
You: dont open it
Stranger: I'll keep that in mind XD
You: lol
You: It might sound like a made up story but trust me its true
Stranger: also I usually keep a rule of no random links from someone I dont know XD
You: yeah
You: thats a good idea
You: hey brb someone is knocking at my door
Stranger: alright I gotta go, PEACE
Chat Log 2
You: Hey
Stranger: hi-ya 17 years old female from AU! K ik pics : kikselfies.com
Chat Log 3
You: Hi
Stranger: instagram funfitness21 - Girl
You: Are you a bot
You: fuck you
Chat Log 4
You: Hey are you a bo
You: t
Stranger: instagram funfitness21 - Girl
You: because I really need someone to talk to
You: FUCK YOU
You: GTFO
Chat Log 5
Stranger: hey im brandon 16 male. snapchat me at shexylolz
You: fuck you dude
You: asshole IM GONNA DIE
Chat Log 6
You: Ok
You: I need someone to talk to
You: There is someone stalking me
You: or something
Stranger: instagram funfitness21 - Girl
You: what do I do
You: fuck oyu fun fitness girl you fat fuck
You: the banging noises are getting louder
Chat Log 69
You: Hey
Stranger: f?
You: I NEED HELP
You: YES
Stranger: what
You: SOMEONE IS TRYING TO BREAK DOWN THE DOOR
You: WHAT DO I DO
Stranger: u do shout
You: OK
Stranger: ur age?
You: NOT IMPORTANT OH FUCK
You: I GOTTA HIDE GTG
You: HES INSIDE
Chat Log 70
You: Hello human
Stranger: instagram funfitness21 - Girl
You: Its EVIL PATRIXXX
You: You're next
You: You bitch
Conclusion
So the detectives concluded that there was breaking and entering. The police are currently searching for this alleged "EVIL PATRIXXX," because of the chat logs and writing of his name on the victim's genitalia. We are going to inform the FBI on the si-------------------------------------l['i13rbyggggggikgriqhguuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuufdscax
Hello human. If you are reading this, you are next. The police won't find me. The military can't stop me. Nothing can stop my unquenchable blood lust. There is no hope for you. Did you notice the high amounts of drownings in bikini bottom? Those were of my doing. In my past time I love to drown fish under the goo lagoon. I keep the ones who survive as slaves. This isn't a joke. YOU'RE NEXT.
But seriously, funfitness21, you better lock your house up tight. You are at the top of my list.